Mr. Kerry,


The Ceo we want,
The Ceo we need,
Mr Stone let Ceo Jeremy
visit this sad community because of him.

Please dont send Dan,
he scares us really bad.
Please dont send Cooper down,
he dances so pretty fun.

We know you are nice,
and you will understand:
We want the Ceo and his asrs
all his knowledge and those supps!



The Hortonville Community in B.A.

Its the Chuchu Count Down!

Were waiting together,
But it´s still Monday
And maybe Chuchu come back,
To First, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame, but Mayo and Cunningham
Were waiting for her
Will things ever be the same again?

Its the Chuchu countdown...

Were crossing our fingers to see her again
Cause maybe she´ll find another license, we bet!
so many orders to work and pictures of her "running" to take
Im sure that we´ll all miss her if she is not coming again.

Who said?:

"I am busier than a one legged man

in an ass kicking contest"

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No!

It´s ChuChuGuaka

arriving to F Source.

Day Care

Hi Hortonville community,

I am Chuchuguacaca
looking for a baby sitter or a Day Care
for my baby from 8am to 3pm.
(más de las 3 no, q me quiero rajar temprano a casa)


Thanks a lot!

Yours, Chuchu.

Chuchu Count Down

Luego de una intensa búsqueda,
la fundación Hortonville busca Gente,
se enorgullece en anunciar que
ha dado con el paradero
de un ícono de la Argentina,
un emblema nacional,
Chuchuuaca is back!

Chuchu gua
Chuchu gua
Chuchu gua CACA!

The voices - 1 st Part

Almost everybody noticed a black cloud coming and going in and out of the 6th floor some people thought that the 5th season of Lost was being filmed right here.

But they were wrong.

There were voices in the air, something uttered very softly, whispers in the night... but they were there.

Risking life and limb, one of our own (we will not disclosure his/her identity here; sadly, he/she is not longer with us; couldn´t withstand the weight of the discovery, and turn out mad from what she/he heard). She/he found out those voices belong to M&M.



Since she/he will no longer speak, we are trying to figure out what those voices said.

Even she/he is mute and lost to us, we tried some lip reading and figured out all these.... whispers of the darkness



What else could possibly those voices say? We need your help...

what are the voices telling M&M?

If you heard anything, anything at all, if you´re scared of what your heard, please post it!!. For the sake of us all, we have to be warned. There´s people here that doesn´t know we´re NOT on a "Lost" filming set!!

Enver´s Plugs Story

His grandma advised him
-"Dont put your fingers in the plug, Enver"

Of course, he did so...


Since then, this happens to Little Enver,
every single night

...

Watch it yourself

You can collaborate with Enver´s Plug Story Fundation by contacting Jem or Mariana.

Girls just want To Have Fun!

Where do Brenda and Flower go when they "go to lunch" on their own?

BAD HUMOR? NAAAAAAAAAA

IRONY OF IT ALL.... Read on! Laugh...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.




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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Who loves eating Bananonga at the office?

Omarcito Tejada
&
the end of the bananonga

Happy Women´s day.....

Cuando uno es groso...

and THE CEO IS.

Thanks Mr. Packard for this info.

Bananonga´s Mistery

We recently received some pictures of a Hortonville member eating

a huge bananonga at the office.

It´s Mariana´s Birthday

The Hortonville community is pretty happy to say

to a great woman,
an incredible friend
and
an amazing person


We love you Mariana!

Make 3 wishes &

sopla la vela!

Now: Some pictures of Mariana´s Birthday repercussions all over the Hortonville world.

FELIZ CUMPLE MARIAN!
Te Queremos Mucho!