Monday, December 31, 2007

Sublime & Cultural Moment

Haciendo Huevo, con Mr Jem, Mr Coop and Mr Karl B.





"Egg Making is the learned set of beliefs, values, norms and material goods shared by group members... it consists of everything we learn in groups at Hortonville course-from infancy to old age. Our success exit" - Jeremy "The Ceo" Horton, Hortonville´s sublime, 2007.




"It is nothing new. We have a private egg revolution going on. A revolution of individuality, making eggs and diversity that can only be private. Upon becoming a group movement, such a revolution ends up with imitators rather than participants...It is essentially a striving for realization of one's relationship to life and other people..." - Mr. Sthep "The GAC" Coop. The making egg winner.


"I can make the egg, ejem, I mean "el cuatro", I am not drunk!" See...?"
- Mr. Karl before breaking his leg.

Nightmare at Hortonville´s Street

...And the star is not Freddy Krugger.



Ojo!!!! No apto para cardíacos.



...



Después no digan q no les avisamos


...



Boooo!





*Corresponsal de la nightmare: Gianni, Flower.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Jeremy "Ceo" Horton´s Qualities

What was the ceo doing on christmas eve?






kneading shaped cookies! And he didn´t send any to us.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Hortonville´s party


You know how to join it....





you never know how things would turn out to be.


"Hortonville´s parties"
Join them...


(at your own risk)

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Work effects at Hortonville's




Pictures provided by our correspondent Barbara Mac Phail.

Thanks Barbara for your wonderfull job, thats was risky!


The day after a dirty party




Polin´s "la coca" box, this morning.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

The Hortonville´s Love Search.




Have you tried the "big" dating sites without much luck?

Many people say they wished they found Latin Love Search before wasting their time and money on other dating, singles and personals sites. That is why our ceo created a new place for you to stop feeling alone and sad: The Hortonville´s Love Search.



"I have been to many Latin dating sites for relationships and you are easily the best!" – Adrian Br. Hortonville´s team lead, Buenos Aires.

Latin Love Search members are not models or profiles provided by large affiliate websites. It's amazing what happens when you experience a dating site the way it was meant to be - and 100% free.

“The day I dressed up as a hot bee, I would have never imagined that I would find in that Hortonville Love Search party the mumblebee of my life. What a sting!!!” - Polín alias “la Coca”, Buenos Aires.

Just like Polín alias “la Coca”, Latin Love Search members are looking for new friendships, romantic relationships, and searching for their soulmates.

"God bless the founders of this website! You help to cross the borders and unite the hearts of the entire world" - Coop, Hortonville´s GAC & Karl Br. Oklahoma.

The Latin singles and amigos on Hortonville Love Search represent culture and tradition from all over the world including Brazil, Colombia, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Peru, Spain and many other Hortonville´s Branches all over the world. It couldn’t be some other way since It has ceo spirit and glamour!

New members are joining each day!
Hortonville Love Search was featured on national Hortonvileishion television. You might say that our Free Latin dating, singles and personals site is now being "discovered" all across Latin America! Hortonville´s Love Search has one of the largest memberships of real, single Latinas and Latinos on the internet.

"I don't know what you are doing, but your website is so great! Thank you for helping us Latinos make a connection. – Jim F. Hortonville´s fan, Chicago.




Post your profile now and you could meet the person of your dreams!
It won't cost you dime! (Aprovechen! Llame ya!)

Hortonville´s Love Search, making it happens... Every day…

Thursday, December 13, 2007

What do the techs want from me?



Who said the past is not coming back?

...the return of a legend, it´s time for "las lolies".





* "...Argentinian pechuga? WOW, the best in the world" -Said Mr. Ceo Horton when he met our Coca.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

"CEO´S Greatest Hits for Christmas"


"Always with the ceo!" R. B.



CEO´S Angel

Artista: Robbie Williams.
Album: CEO´S Greatest Hits for Christmas.

music: Angel from Robbie Williams.

I logg and wait
the ceo contemplate my fate
and now he knows
the orders that we supped
since we get first source
´cause I have been told
ceo´s salvation lets his knowledge unfold
so when I´m supping once again
cfas running through my head
and I feel that nci will fail
I´m getting crazy, myself.

Chorus:
And through it all CEO offers his protection
at least before he left us
dessigning if right or wrong
and under TCOMS love
Coop will may take us
just know dessigns won´t break us
when to entry move inside
CEO won´t forsake us
his team hardwork in BA

When I´m feeling fired
my numbers walks down and I just can´t supp
I look above
and I know I´ll always be blessed with CEO´S
and as the orders grows
CEO brings nci codes once more
and when in the oven we are
we will call the CEO instead

Chorus



Hortonville team wants to say thank you to Mr Robbie Williams per his dedication and passion with the Hortonville´s cause.

* Get your "CEO´S Greatest Hits for Christmas" by contacting Miss Paola Dellano.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Ice Storm in India




Due to the Ice Storm in India the Hortonville’s office is close today.
We are operating only service critical departments on backup generators due to have no electricity (we don’t have telephone per our ceo didn’t pay the bill, but that´s another problem). Our ceo wants to show with this action his sense of cooperation.
It´s not that we never work in Hortonville.


With torro,

The hortonville team.


powered by ,,,brunasky

Friday, December 7, 2007

Hortonville's Hymn




Sing it with Carrie's Melody (from Europe)

When Tcoms goes down, I see no reason
For you to cry.
We've been through this before
In every time, in every asr u sent so many times
God knows you've tried
So please don't supp once more CEO

Can't you see it in the supp rate
This might be our jobs goodbye

Jeremy, Jeremy, things you changed my friend
Jeremy, Jeremy, maybe we'll supp again

We read your mind, with no intentions
F&E is hard, We wish we could make it easier
It all takes time, a whole lot of patience
we know you've tried, that's why we follow youuuuu....

Can't you see it in the supp rate
This might be our jobs goodbye

Jeremy, Jeremy, things you changed my friend
Jeremy, Jeremy, maybe we'll supp again


Lyrics: Mariana Cirigliano - Flower Gianninoto
Hortonville´s foundation members

Welcome






Hortonville´s team is more than glad to announce that since we are having such a lot of fans, we had to open a new website.

Because the Ceo deserve it,
because the Ceo can handle it
.



Welcome,

Hortonville´s team.
Working for the CEO, every day.
website: horton_ville@hotmail.com
office: they cut our lines (ceo did you pay that bill?)