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The hottest Hville Macho Cachondis!

Mauro "Milosh" Saracino

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Tri-polar Effects

Mi, en ezeiza, pero no en el aeropuerto

Hola soy La Osa No puedo llamarte porque me robaron el celular Necesito que me digas quien se hace la osa con mi oso y si sabes el apellido es del bosque Y si sabes q tiene con el oso Porfa es super importante para mi y para mi osesna
Si te fuiste contestame por aca Una abrazo de oso La Osa P.S. Noseusar comasnipuntos las fierasnoaprendimos eso roar

Ai qil iu

Un poco de historia del tata Horton

Hortonville

Named after Alonzo Horton (1813-1909). Horton was born in Connecticut. In 1848 he purchased land in this heavily forested area and built a dam across Black Otter Creek to power a sawmill. Water collecting behind Horton's dam formed Black Otter Lake. Hortonville, named after its founder, quickly developed. Wooden aqueducts were extended from the lake to power the saw, flour and gristmills. Hotels, general stores, and taverns created the present Main Street. This small community was incorporated as the Village of Hortonville in 1894. In the early 1850s, Horton headed west. He became a prospector and tradesman in the San Francisco, California area. In 1867 he took a steamer down the coast and bought land, using his promotional skills to found New San Diego, where he continued to be a colorful character into old age.

State Historical Society of Wisconsin.

Licencia Psiquiátrica

Estimada xxx,


Por medio de la presente certifico haber evaluado a la paciente S.A.M. Chuchuuaca quien presenta de acuerdo al CIE-10 un diagnóstico de F 68.1, f 60, CIE-9 301.51, DiseasesDB 8459, así como un diagnóstico de F31.0, F06.4 correspondiente al Criterio diagnósticos de trastornos mentales según el DSM-IV.


Solicito tengan a bien extender su licencia por tiempo indeterminado, según lo establece la Ley 22.914, ya que la paciente presenta riesgos para si misma y para terceros.



Que es el Síndrome de Chuchuuaca?


Cordialmente,








Lic. Han Solo.
MN. 90210

For Intergalaxial calls Dial: -587+4201415^1 +541145774441 ext 02

If you are sane enough to auto-help yourself, visit: http://www.hortonvillesonline.blogspot.com/

¿Qué es el Síndrome de Chucuuaca?

En 1951, el Dr. Han Solo y la tripulación del Millenium Falcon usaron el término “síndrome de Chuchuuaca ” para describir a adultos que se inventaron enfermedades para conseguir la atención médica, para adoptar el papel de enfermedad y recibir los procedimientos médicos totalmente innecesarios así como los tratamientos, pero sobre todo recibir la constante atención del personal médico y la fama y celebridad de padecer una enfermedad “rara” o desconocida así como licencias psiquiátricas sin fundamentación clínica alguna.

La primera mujer cuyos síntomas comenzaron al tener que regresar a su empleo en la calle San Martin 344 no mejoraron dado que nunca existieron. Este caso subraya la importancia de reconocimiento temprano del Síndrome de Chuchuuaca por la no gravedad de sus no consecuencias.

• Los síntomas no se ajustan a ningún cuadro de enfermedad clásica o no concuerdan entre sí.
• Los síntomas mejoran en el hospital pero recurren al pensar en f&e.
• La sangre en las muestras de laboratorio no concuerda con el tipo de sangre del paciente. En la mayor parte de los casos porque no tienen sangre.
• Evidencias inexplicables de drogas o sustancias químicas en el suero, en las heces o en la orina.
• Katanas en su domicilio.
• A menudo, la persona está involucrada en un campo de tecnología, como FS.
• Fingir enfermedades, lesiones y otras condiciones "patológicas", sin causa demostrada.
• Mezcla de verdades y falsedades, boludismo al por mayor y maldad en exceso.
• Engaña pichanga
• Baby showers ridículos.
• Deseo de hacerse exámenes, investigaciones, intervenciones, etc, lo que venga con tal de no ir a laburar.
• En ocasiones, patrones de cuadros clínicos demasiado típicos, como de un libro de texto.
• Reuniones clandestinas con pacientes colegas que han contraído su contagiosa enfermedad.
• Evidencias de muchos procedimientos (cicatrices, resultados de exámenes, etc.)
• Comportamiento agresivo, fuera de las reglas normales de conducta, "elusivos y truculentos".
• Antecedentes de múltiples atenciones e ingresos en muchos hospitales.
• Altas de los hospitales a petición, o antes de lo recomendado.
• No adherencia a los consejos médicos ni de su manager, ni de su madre, etc.

Centro de Investigación de Hortonville.

Dr. León Hewlett.

PhD. Gato Packard.

Lic. Pamela Compaq.

Lic. Mariana Apple.

Wookie Hortonville Psiquiatric Institute

22 Palpatine Rd. Building 1,
Death Star – Hortonville

LAST MINUTE!

Because we don´t give up Chuchuuaca,
wherever you,
your uncapped blue "Bic medio mordida"
and your template resign letter are.

Don't cry for us Chuchuuaca

El Hortonville´s Institute of Mental Health informed that S.A.M Chuchuuaca no se unirá a nosotros como tanto ansiabamos dado que ha solicitado un nuevo pedido de Licencia.
Sin más que decir, y agradeciendo a nuestro benemedito Dr. Potrinski por la información, los dejamos con las repercusiones de tamaña noticia en los Hortonville´s´Branches y hasta una bella canción que en Hortonville Buenos Aires compusieron para Chuchuuaca.

It won\'t be easy, you'll think is strange
When we try to explain how we feel
After knowing you wouldn’t come back in today
You won\'t believe us
All you will see is a place you won’t recognize
Although it’s a mess we have the same boring work to be done
but sixes and sevens with you
we had let it happen, we had to change
Couldn’t stay an asr doubting
Looking out of Tcoms, staying out of Bellsouth
So we created the Hortonville site
Running around, trying everything new
But nothing impressed us at all
We never expected it to…

Don\'t cry for us Chuchuuaca
The truth is we never left you
All trough our wild sups
Our escalations
We kept a promise
Don\'t keep your license

Have we said too much?
There\'s nothing more we can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is to come back
To know that we have so much to work asap
Don\'t cry for us Chuchuuaca
Dejate de joder, vení a laburar.

Don\'t cry for us Chuchuuaca - All Rights reserved.

Hortonville Busca Prov: Missing Chuchuuaca

Hortonville
Provs Dept.
Missing Person AD.

Our community needs your help!
We are currently looking for any information you can provide, that can lead us to the whereabouts of S.A.M., also known as Chuchuaca, from Argentina, of around "several years" (several) of age. Was seen last on tuesday, 19th., before dawn, in a sleazy old pool bar in the city of Almagro, sitting with the locals.

She was wearing a light blue pair of pants, yellow spotted, and a sports T-Shirt. Carried an uncapped blue "Bic medio mordida" pen in her right hand; and in her left hand, a template of a resign letter.

Whoever can provide any information regarding the current whereabouts of Chuchuaca,
please contact immediatly
HORTONVILLE MISSING PERSON
PROVS SERVICE,
Phone# 877 624 0011,
available 24/7.

Motivation

The companies with a motivated staff are the ones that have the better results on the final count. People with a high motivation usually perform better in their jobs, make better use of the time and achieve more easily the objectives set by the company. This is a clear benefit as much to the company as to the employee.

_{By: Rosana Pereira Davila, Directora de Tess-on. Psicología y Formación.}

You should be aware of this, shouldn´t you Dear Duke.

El Apdeteador.

The return

You thought you had seen every comeback




















But you were wrong



















The most awaited return ever





















Today...









At First Source.

BROKEBACK SANTA FE

A provisioner and a technician find a better way of working orders.
When a customer got upset and the order had to be completed on due date
they left to Santa Fe to find a better way to make things done. There,
they find love and tenderness and realized they can be a real team.
They've dicovered that love is a force of circuits.

Opening this february 14th!!

"I'm dying to visit the place where the movie was made."









"When i first saw the movie i felt a real conection with the caracters, it was so deep. I'm trying to interview the main star."





"This movie inspired us to confirm our love. Thanks to Jorgito and Javito."

Rodolfo: "Hortonville Mascot"

Las andanzas de Rodolfo.

* Translation request contact Paola D.

Our CEO is

A devote Fan of NEJO & DALMATAS

Jeremy recommends:

VIDE DEMOS pasarela - Dalmata (Reggaeton - Mariachi) Dalmata - Jowel y Randy (Feat Arcangel)- Caliente - Agresivo ñejo y dalmata "Esa nena" Caliente - Agresivo

Who is a devoted fan of Nejo & Dalmata group?

Nejo & Dalmata - "Algo Musical"

Important:
Heart Attacks - Call 877-624-0015 xLaura R.
Nightmares - Call 877-624-0015 xFlower G.
Anxiety and Panic attacks - Call 877-624-0015 xPaola D.
A gun (or 2) - Call 877-624-0015 xBrenda M.
Personality disorders - Call 877-624-0015 xMariana C.

A comerlaaaa!

BRENDA told TAMAGOCHI -"Keep working, but down here..."

But, our community voted

JEREMY H. told KARL B. to "work down there".

Like Guille says:

A comerlaaaa!

Jem to Enver 3 (15%)
Jeremy to Karl 8 (40%)
Coop to Jeremy 4 (20%)
Flower to Laura 2 (10%)
Claudio Segado to Sherman 4 (20%)
Brenda to Tamagochi 7 (35%)
Paola to Jorge Dutrey 3 (15%)
Javier Pedersen to Claudio Pujos 4 (20%)
Enver to Bonnieday 3 (15%)
Macie to Rondel 3 (15%)
Aron to Kristan 1 (5%)
Denis to Fely Joy 2 (10%)
Marianne to Fritzche R. 2 (10%)
Juan Acevedo to Paola 1 (5%)
Gonzalo Roo to Flower 2 (10%)
Potier to Gonzalo Roo 6 (30%)
Henky to Enver 3 (15%)
Jem to Jennifer 1 (5%)
Khan to Maria 2 (10%)
Paula Pojmaev to Potier 3 (15%)
Juan Maller to Potier 7 (35%)
Claudio Mayo to Claudio Segado 3 (15%)
Marcelo Raso to Potier 3 (15%)

Preparing Turkey "Al Tequila" - Huevos Poetas

Jeremy Horton, Stephen Coop and Karl Bressler kindly sent us this video they made last Christmas eve while cooking for their families.






Thanks Jeremy, Stephen and Karl for being always so Huevones!

The real cast of Shrek 1

Shrek 1 (2001)

overview

Directors: Andrew Adamson Vicky Jenson

Writers: William Steig (book) Ted Elliott

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Cast

(Cast overview, first billed only)

	Mike Myers	...	Shrek (voice)
	Eddie Murphy	...	Donkey (voice)
	Cameron Diaz	...	Princess Fiona (voice)
	Javier Pedersen	...	Lord Farquaad (voice)
	Vincent Cassel	...	Monsieur Hood (voice)
	Peter Dennis	...	Ogre Hunter (voice)

F4 FANS

We have 4 winners:

Rondel
Jem
Haydee M.
Kristan

however
none of them apply with the big fan of F4 that is:

MACIE!

We recently received confidential info showing a F4 concert in Manila last weekend:

Hortonville-earth will let you check people in the concert.
Do you think you know them?, you work with them!

For all the provisioners and technicians in Argentina that asked for f4 last cd. Please, go to Macie.

Enver 2 (13%)
Jem 5 (33%)
Bonnieday 2 (13%)
Recorte 4 (26%)
Macie 3 (20%)
Mona 3 (20%)
Haydee G 3 (20%)
Haydee M 5 (33%)
Marianne 3 (20%)
Rondel 5 (33%)
Aron 4 (26%)
Irman 3 (20%)
Khan 3 (20%)
Fely Joy 3 (20%)
Kristan 5 (33%)

Who in the manila sds team is a fan of F4 group?

Que caripelas! mamma mia!

For those who asked: "No, this is not Manila´s Locomia version."

Rondel Dionio, HotMacho Manila Feb 2008

We are more than glad to announce that the
HotvilleMacho Manilense Feb 2008 is

Rondel Dionio!!!

Celebrations around the world.

Fan del "Rondel hacenos la cucharita" in México.

Club de fans of "Rondel sex machine", Hortonville, UK.

Rondel´s fan in Hortonville, Brazil.

Fans club "te parto Rondel" in Calamuchita, Arg.

Sherwin 4 (21%)

Jeric 3 (15%)

Rondel 11 (57%)

Leonard 3 (15%)

Kristan 6 (31%)

Khan 3 (15%)

Jeff 4 (21%)

Irman 6 (31%)

Enver 7 (36%)

Denis 3 (15%)

Aron 7 (36%)