Thursday, January 31, 2008

BA HOTmaleIDol January 2008


Last year winners: Hortonville B. A. 2007




And los nominados for this year son:


"we are not sure: who is this guy?"


Marcelo Rasso


Rafael Rizzo


Potier


Omar Tejada


Maxi Zamacola



Mauro Saracino



Mariano Jurio


Juan Rodman


J.P.G. (BUSY)


Javier Pedersen


Gonzalo Briones


German Aguilar


Jorge Dutrey


Federico Galloni


Claudio Segado


Claudio Mayo

Bruno Zicarelli


Andres Peresutti


Andres Panozzo


Adri Brun

I do




- Clau, do you want me to "move" your circuit?-
German Aguilar kindly asked Claudio Segado







This was Claudio´s answer:

* We are not sure if this picture was taken before -or after- German moved Claudio´s ckt.



"I want my ckt to be moved, and you?"










German Aguilar 5 (38%)

Claudio Segado 7 (53%)

Juan Maller 2 (15%)

Claudio Mayo 3 (23%)

Aron Lim 2 (15%)

Bonnieday Atienza 2 (15%)

Denis Gamponia 3 (23%)

Jeremy Horton 3 (23%)

Stephen Coop 2 (15%)

Karl Bressler 2 (15%)

Enver Venzuela 1 (7%)

Gonzalo Roo 2 (15%)

J.P.G 2 (15%)

Potier 4 (30%)

Henky Gorero 2 (15%)



Thanks Robert Galan!

Who is the hottest chick from BA provisioners/techs for Manila SDS?”

Definitely
Brenda MacPhail!



Vicky 4 (25%)

Laura 4 (25%)

Brenda 8 (50%)

Analia 5 (31%)

Verónica 1 (6%)

Vote for the Next BA HOTmaleIDol




Coming soon...

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

“Who is the hottest chick from BA provisioners/techs for Manila SDS?”



Ups! These were the winners of Hortonville 1950... Excuse us!!!



"The nominadas this year son..."



Analia




Brenda



Laura




Vicky




Vero


Sanguchitos per tutti!




Laura Raby confessed she sandwich

with Flower every night.



But according to the results of this survey, they are not the only ones. We received the following confessions today:






- "Hey, I don’t do “sandwich” position… and my imagination is much better than that… HAHAHAHAHA…" - Enver Venezuela.


- "
Wahahahaha that should be ENVER then! Haha" - Jem Mendenilla

- "
I think that will be Sherwin because he use to eat sandwich during lunch time and I guess in bed.. LOL" - Enver Venezuela


Laura Raby 9 (56%)

Florencia Gianninoto 5 (31%)

Paola Dellano 3 (18%)

Potier 5 (31%)

Santi 5 (31%)

Aron Lim 4 (25%)

Mona Dizon 3 (18%)

Brenda Mac Phail 3 (18%)

Haydee Granfil 2 (12%)

Claudio Mayo 3 (18%)

Claudio Segado 3 (18%)

Bonnieday Atienza 5 (31%)

Jeremy Horton 2 (12%)

J.P.G. 6 (37%)

Fely Joy 4 (25%)

Jem Mendiella 4 (25%)

Hortonville Confidential Information


This video shows what the Hortonville SDS in Manila do
after they complete an escalation.








Cualquier rostro que se asemeje a... seguro es...

Extra extra....latest news

A HOTville survey
from Hortonville Manila to Hortonville BA



coming soon...

Monday, January 28, 2008

Do you think Hortonville´s Manila Team has the courage to create a survey?

50% of the Hortonville community bet SDS can´t create a survey.

UPS!

"Show us what you can do guys!"




Yes 2 (11%)

No 3 (16%)

I am afraid of that chance 1 (5%)

They are already working on it 5 (27%)

They can create better surveys than Hville provisioners team in BA 5 (27%)

I bet no 9 (50%)

Curiosities: "The real meanings."


Appraisal Term
Meaning

Average Employee
Not that bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified
Made no major blunders yet
Active Socially
Drinks a lot
Character Above Reproach
Still one step ahead of the law
Quick Thinking
Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker
Won't make a decision
Plans for advancement
Buys drinks for all the boys/girls
Uses Logic on Difficult jobs
Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well
Speaks English
Meticulous Attention to Detail
A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities
Has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment
Lucky
Keen Sense of Humour
Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded
Back Stabber
Of Great Value to the Organisation
Gets to work on time
Relaxed Attitude
Sleeps at desk
Independent Worker
Nobody knows what he/she does
Loyal
Can't get a job anywhere else



By Mr. Monkey

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Who said: "yo a la noche hago un laburo duro"

Paula said so, but

Laurita Raby is the happy winner

of the hard worker at night!



Laura Raby 15 (51%)

Flower Gianninoto 9 (31%)

Mariana Cirigliano 9 (31%)

Paola Dellano 13 (44%)

Paula 14 (48%)

Julieta Torres 7 (24%)

Analia Negraes 7 (24%)

Vicki Balzi 9 (31%)

Maria Minino 9 (31%)

HORTON, Hears a Who!


And Now....

The event you have been expecting!!


Trailer




Synopsis


A new CG animated feature film from 20th Century Fox Animation, the makers of the 'Ice Age' films, based on the beloved book, first published in 1954, by Ted Geisel, who wrote under the pen name Dr. Seuss. Seuss books are among the defining works of family literature, have sold over 200 million copies, and have been translated into fifteen languages. The 'Horton' series ('Horton Hears a Who,' 'Horton Hatches the Egg') are consistently among the top-selling of all Seuss titles – generation after generation. 'Horton Hears a Who' is about an imaginative elephant who hears a cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Suspecting there may be life on that speck and despite a surrounding community which thinks he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to help. En definitiva, El ceo se nos va parriba.

Yo, la Cata. Para el Hortonville online.


Dr Seuss. HORTON, Hears the who

In theaters March 14.

Information provided by:

Brenda Mac Phail, corresponsal in B. A.

Mariana Cirigliano, miembro fundadora del Hortonville Online.

Juan Ace, corresponsal textual

Gracias a la Cata por la Synopsis! Pasa cuando quieras Cata, el ceo te lo paga!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Who said: "Que tiene q ver el culo con la velocidad? Q cuanto + rápido vas, + te cagas en las patas."

Potier said the cute phrase, but Gonzalo Roo le empató en votos!



Blackie says:- Congrats to both of you, cuties!-



Juan Acevedo 2 (12%)

Santi 1 (6%)

Potier 6 (37%)

Laura Raby 2 (12%)

Paola Dellano 0 (0%)

Claudio Mayo 2 (12%)

El de seguridad de abajo 3 (18%)

Gonzalo Roo 6 (37%)

Juan P Martinez 2 (12%)

Juan P Gomez 3 (18%)

Jurio 3 (18%)

Sergio Pedicino 5 (31%)

Fernando Zamacola 5 (31%)

IT LOOKS... TREMENDO!

Did you think u´ve seen them all?





Escalate this one! (if you can)






After several weeks of intensive research, thanks to all the test subjects who participated voluntarily.

Here in Hortonville we have discovered the nocive effects of alcohol to the brain cells hich translated in motor issues, inability to think clearly, poor taste and tacky dancing moves.
This was discovered before (about 500 hundred years before) but it doesn´t matter, we had to justify our monthly wage by doing something.
The main consecuence of this behavior, was the brain cells dying of embarrasment, after watching this video.
After checking all test results, we´re pointing our research now into trying to figure out how the test subjects can still look at each others´ faces, the following morning.
Our staff would like to thank all people who participated in this little experiment of ours, but couldn´t find one, assumingly because all got lost on the way back home.
Hey Honey! I didn´t drink a single drop, honest!




Thanks Gregory. (Cuando quieras pasa a tomar unos mates)


By Enver & Haydee, Hortonville corresponsals in Manila.
Text by Juancito Ace, Hortonville B.A.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Hortonville Descontrol

"Hortonville parties"
at your own risk



Por razones de seguridad no develaremos la identidad de quien compartió tan valiosa y polémica información.

Who said: "a mi me apoyan de arriba"



Even
Fernando Zamacola 13 (65%)
was the happy winner on this survey,
the person who said:
"a mi me apoyan de arriba"
was Potier!



Menuda sorpresa en esta encuesta!



Jurio (bajo la ley Hville 696969) 8 (40%)

Santi 1 (5%)

Potier 4 (20%)

Juan Acevedo 4 (20%)

Juan Maller 6 (30%)

El de seguridad 3 (15%)

El que repone la máquina de café 6 (30%)

Fernando Zamacola 13 (65%)

German Aguilar 2 (10%)

Omar Tejada 2 (10%)

Gustavo Mendez 2 (10%)


Monday, January 21, 2008

Hortonville busca -y encuentra- gente




Con el 66 % de los votos encontramos al hermano de este felíz sujeto:
Mr Sebastián Marano!


Hemos recibido un pedido solidario por parte de Juan(a) Macarana de Hortonville, Wi.
Según su madre adoptiva su hermano(a) habría sido enviado(a) a Hortonville, B.A. al momento de nacer y se encontraría trabajando en First Source.

Aquí una imagen de su gemelo(a) en Hortonville, Wi.

Quienes puedan aportar datos sobre el paradero del hermano(a) perdido(a) por favor dirigirse a la encuesta a su derecha.

Cordialmente,

Gente que busca Gente, Hortonville Solidario.