Thursday, January 31, 2008
I do
- Clau, do you want me to "move" your circuit?-
German Aguilar kindly asked Claudio Segado
This was Claudio´s answer:
"I want my ckt to be moved, and you?"
German Aguilar 5 (38%)
Claudio Segado 7 (53%)
Juan Maller 2 (15%)
Claudio Mayo 3 (23%)
Aron Lim 2 (15%)
Bonnieday Atienza 2 (15%)
Denis Gamponia 3 (23%)
Jeremy Horton 3 (23%)
Stephen Coop 2 (15%)
Karl Bressler 2 (15%)
Enver Venzuela 1 (7%)
Gonzalo Roo 2 (15%)
J.P.G 2 (15%)
Potier 4 (30%)
Henky Gorero 2 (15%)
Thanks Robert Galan!
Publicado por Hortonville en 4:16 PM 0 comentarios
Who is the hottest chick from BA provisioners/techs for Manila SDS?”
Publicado por Hortonville en 4:09 PM 0 comentarios
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
“Who is the hottest chick from BA provisioners/techs for Manila SDS?”
Publicado por Hortonville en 6:26 PM 0 comentarios
Sanguchitos per tutti!
with Flower every night.
But according to the results of this survey, they are not the only ones. We received the following confessions today:
- "Hey, I don’t do “sandwich” position… and my imagination is much better than that… HAHAHAHAHA…" - Enver Venezuela.
- "Wahahahaha that should be ENVER then! Haha" - Jem Mendenilla
- "I think that will be Sherwin because he use to eat sandwich during lunch time and I guess in bed.. LOL" - Enver Venezuela
Laura Raby 9 (56%)
Florencia Gianninoto 5 (31%)
Paola Dellano 3 (18%)
Potier 5 (31%)
Santi 5 (31%)
Aron Lim 4 (25%)
Mona Dizon 3 (18%)
Brenda Mac Phail 3 (18%)
Haydee Granfil 2 (12%)
Claudio Mayo 3 (18%)
Claudio Segado 3 (18%)
Bonnieday Atienza 5 (31%)
Jeremy Horton 2 (12%)
J.P.G. 6 (37%)
Fely Joy 4 (25%)
Jem Mendiella 4 (25%)
Publicado por Hortonville en 5:56 PM 0 comentarios
Hortonville Confidential Information
This video shows what the Hortonville SDS in Manila do
after they complete an escalation.
Cualquier rostro que se asemeje a... seguro es...
Publicado por Hortonville en 8:56 AM 1 comentarios
Monday, January 28, 2008
Do you think Hortonville´s Manila Team has the courage to create a survey?
UPS!
"Show us what you can do guys!"
Yes 2 (11%)
No 3 (16%)
I am afraid of that chance 1 (5%)
They are already working on it 5 (27%)
They can create better surveys than Hville provisioners team in BA 5 (27%)
I bet no 9 (50%)
Publicado por Hortonville en 3:47 PM 0 comentarios
Curiosities: "The real meanings."
Appraisal Term | Meaning |
---|---|
Average Employee | Not that bright |
Exceptionally Well Qualified | Made no major blunders yet |
Active Socially | Drinks a lot |
Character Above Reproach | Still one step ahead of the law |
Quick Thinking | Offers plausible excuses |
Careful Thinker | Won't make a decision |
Plans for advancement | Buys drinks for all the boys/girls |
Uses Logic on Difficult jobs | Gets someone else to do it |
Expresses Themselves Well | Speaks English |
Meticulous Attention to Detail | A nit picker |
Has Leadership Qualities | Has a loud voice |
Exceptionally Good Judgment | Lucky |
Keen Sense of Humour | Knows a lot of dirty jokes |
Career Minded | Back Stabber |
Of Great Value to the Organisation | Gets to work on time |
Relaxed Attitude | Sleeps at desk |
Independent Worker | Nobody knows what he/she does |
Loyal | Can't get a job anywhere else |
By Mr. Monkey
Publicado por Hortonville en 6:12 AM 0 comentarios
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Who said: "yo a la noche hago un laburo duro"
Laurita Raby is the happy winner
of the hard worker at night!
Laura Raby 15 (51%)
Flower Gianninoto 9 (31%)
Mariana Cirigliano 9 (31%)
Paola Dellano 13 (44%)
Paula 14 (48%)
Julieta Torres 7 (24%)
Vicki Balzi 9 (31%)
Maria Minino 9 (31%)
Publicado por Hortonville en 5:26 PM 0 comentarios
HORTON, Hears a Who!
And Now....
Trailer
Synopsis
A new CG animated feature film from 20th Century Fox Animation, the makers of the 'Ice Age' films, based on the beloved book, first published in 1954, by Ted Geisel, who wrote under the pen name Dr. Seuss. Seuss books are among the defining works of family literature, have sold over 200 million copies, and have been translated into fifteen languages. The 'Horton' series ('Horton Hears a Who,' 'Horton Hatches the Egg') are consistently among the top-selling of all Seuss titles – generation after generation. 'Horton Hears a Who' is about an imaginative elephant who hears a cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Suspecting there may be life on that speck and despite a surrounding community which thinks he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to help. En definitiva, El ceo se nos va parriba.
Yo, la Cata. Para el Hortonville online.
Dr Seuss. HORTON, Hears the who
In theaters March 14.
Information provided by:
Brenda Mac Phail, corresponsal in B. A.
Mariana Cirigliano, miembro fundadora del Hortonville Online.
Juan Ace, corresponsal textual
Gracias a la Cata por la Synopsis! Pasa cuando quieras Cata, el ceo te lo paga!
Publicado por Hortonville en 7:53 AM 2 comentarios
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Who said: "Que tiene q ver el culo con la velocidad? Q cuanto + rápido vas, + te cagas en las patas."
Juan Acevedo 2 (12%)
Santi 1 (6%)
Potier 6 (37%)
Laura Raby 2 (12%)
Paola Dellano 0 (0%)
Claudio Mayo 2 (12%)
El de seguridad de abajo 3 (18%)
Gonzalo Roo 6 (37%)
Juan P Martinez 2 (12%)
Juan P Gomez 3 (18%)
Sergio Pedicino 5 (31%)
Fernando Zamacola 5 (31%)
Publicado por Hortonville en 4:37 PM 0 comentarios
IT LOOKS... TREMENDO!
After several weeks of intensive research, thanks to all the test subjects who participated voluntarily.
Here in Hortonville we have discovered the nocive effects of alcohol to the brain cells hich translated in motor issues, inability to think clearly, poor taste and tacky dancing moves.
This was discovered before (about 500 hundred years before) but it doesn´t matter, we had to justify our monthly wage by doing something.
The main consecuence of this behavior, was the brain cells dying of embarrasment, after watching this video.
After checking all test results, we´re pointing our research now into trying to figure out how the test subjects can still look at each others´ faces, the following morning.
Our staff would like to thank all people who participated in this little experiment of ours, but couldn´t find one, assumingly because all got lost on the way back home.
Hey Honey! I didn´t drink a single drop, honest!
Thanks Gregory. (Cuando quieras pasa a tomar unos mates)
By Enver & Haydee, Hortonville corresponsals in Manila.
Text by Juancito Ace, Hortonville B.A.
Publicado por Hortonville en 7:41 AM 0 comentarios
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Hortonville Descontrol
at your own risk
Por razones de seguridad no develaremos la identidad de quien compartió tan valiosa y polémica información.
Publicado por Hortonville en 6:26 PM 2 comentarios
Who said: "a mi me apoyan de arriba"
Fernando Zamacola 13 (65%)
was the happy winner on this survey,
the person who said:
"a mi me apoyan de arriba"
was Potier!
Jurio (bajo la ley Hville 696969) 8 (40%)
Santi 1 (5%)
Potier 4 (20%)
Juan Acevedo 4 (20%)
El de seguridad 3 (15%)
El que repone la máquina de café 6 (30%)
German Aguilar 2 (10%)
Gustavo Mendez 2 (10%)
Publicado por Hortonville en 5:40 PM 0 comentarios
Monday, January 21, 2008
Hortonville busca -y encuentra- gente
Mr Sebastián Marano!
Hemos recibido un pedido solidario por parte de Juan(a) Macarana de Hortonville, Wi.
Según su madre adoptiva su hermano(a) habría sido enviado(a) a Hortonville, B.A. al momento de nacer y se encontraría trabajando en First Source.
Aquí una imagen de su gemelo(a) en Hortonville, Wi.
Quienes puedan aportar datos sobre el paradero del hermano(a) perdido(a) por favor dirigirse a la encuesta a su derecha.
Cordialmente,
Gente que busca Gente, Hortonville Solidario.
Publicado por Hortonville en 5:36 PM 4 comentarios